White people to Latinxs: OMG, why are you speaking Spanish??? This is UNITED STATES OF AMERICA. If you want to live here you need to speak English! Stop trying to shove your culture onto us REAL Americans! Why don't you just go back to where you came from?
White people to Latinxs: OMG, you don't speak Spanish??? That's a travesty! I LOVE Spanish, I speak it whenever I can! Hola! Buenos Días! Gato! Spanish is such a benefit in today's job market! I can't believe your parents would do this to you, it's so selfish of them!
hyperbole is my favorite literary device i use it like 600 times a day